Saturday, 15 August 2015 02:52 PM
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Here's a word of advice. When you find a girl you can say "well fuck my ass." to and have her not be mad at you or bitch at you about it, she's a keeper.
Monday, 10 August 2015 03:04 PM
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I must confess, I can't wait to be back at the dub with my n-----
Sunday, 09 August 2015 04:02 PM
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Rachael J, if only you knew how good I would treat you if we went out. Just have a feeling you wouldnt give it a chance
Thursday, 06 August 2015 08:39 PM
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Jon Stewart's last Daily Show episode and it just went to commercial, and the second commercial is a CUW ad... My tuition hard at work
Tuesday, 21 July 2015 12:44 PM
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When you're a dirty, cheating snake who turns in the same paper to two classes for different universities.
Saturday, 18 July 2015 09:26 PM
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Now that my freshmen year girlfriend and I broke up I'm going to have so many eskimo brothers in a couple months. Oh God no
Friday, 17 July 2015 09:48 AM
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when you take a summer class at a larger and better college than CUW and your A level paper at CUW is actually a C/D level paper there
Wednesday, 10 June 2015 06:22 PM
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THe only bad thing about summer is that I can't see DT and TR in swimsuits