Concordia football sucks without Garet "Wholeteam" W

Another year with a football team that shames us. No surprise there.

Julie G. You were right.

To two girls walking through the flag hall earlier today, I couldn't help but listen to your convo about how the only way to have fun is to be mean. I believe your direct quote was "You can't have fun or be fun without being mean." I don't know where you learned that, but people like you are a huge part of what's wrong with society.

I'm having trouble finding the condom dispensers on campus, how am I supposed to be safe? #WWJD

Tried anal last night as a last day goodbye. My asshole is bleeding still. I'm a guy.

Where are all the single football players?

Pro tip for incoming freshmen: "An apple a day keeps the doctor away" unfortunately will not help against professors or pharmacy students.