Professor: Your homework tonight is to read pages 57-112. Me: Sweet no homework!

Freshman Year: 5 notebooks, 5 folders, and 5 binders. Senior Year: I have a notebook lying around here somewhere...

While everyone was at the paint rave, I went to the bottom of the bluff to take a fat dump. No shame!

I like my roommates but I swear to god if they don't clean up their crap I'm going to stab someone.

The important question is why can't I use my meal plan in the nest?

Im tired of the basic bitches in my BIO171 class. I need this class for my program, but it mainly serves as a freshman nursing biology class. I cant handle the combination of whiney basics AND whiney freshman in one. We have an exam a week, A WEEK, from now, and youre already complaining?! WELCOME TO COLLEGE. buck up and learn time management or get the hell out. I WISH one exam a week from now was my only problem!

Some relationships just hurt at the end. You wish there would be a second chance, but you know there will never be one. You try to make things right, but he doesn't wanna try again.

Rachel Jin my class is really pretty