Saturday, 26 September 2015 11:22 PM
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Someone took my laundry from the dryer in Regents, literally took it with their own. I need my work shirt for work today. May I please have it back?
Friday, 25 September 2015 03:58 PM
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On the DL I just want the chance to date one of the fine Canadian gentlemen on campus. Poutine and growing old together?
Friday, 25 September 2015 07:50 AM
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One of the chicks in admissions are smokin. I check to see if she's there every day on the way to class, but I'm too shy to stop and say hi.
Thursday, 24 September 2015 08:35 PM
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Wednesday, 23 September 2015 08:35 PM
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I ran over the stop cuw yardsigns with my car just to piss the neighbors off
Wednesday, 23 September 2015 08:35 PM
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Parking on campus blows
Wednesday, 23 September 2015 08:34 PM
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I ate some of the paint at the paint rave
Wednesday, 23 September 2015 08:33 PM
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Oral sex is still sex