Thursday, 15 May 2014 03:35 PM
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Had sex in my car with my gf. Woke up this morning with a cum stain in the back seat... Let's just say it wasn't mine
#winning
Wednesday, 14 May 2014 07:26 PM
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Y'all nasty at this school
Tuesday, 15 April 2014 07:18 PM
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My roommate is kind of an asshole.
Jokes on him. I rubbed my balls on his retainer.
Fuck you dude.
Monday, 14 April 2014 07:56 AM
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No one wants you to play piano before class.
Saturday, 05 April 2014 06:15 PM
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"Overheard that part of Vision 20/20 is to implement uniforms. Might be red collared shirts and navy blue slacks without pockets."
Friday, 07 March 2014 05:39 PM
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"I'm an incoming freshman next fall & I've some questions! How strictly are visitation hours enforced? Also I've heard a lot of students go off campus for the weekends. Are there fun things to do on campus if you don't have a car?"
Tuesday, 18 February 2014 02:05 AM
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"I'm going to become a BEPO just so I can ticket that huge SUV from Texas that sticks out halfway into the road in front of Bruin Hills because it's not a real parking spot."
Sunday, 02 February 2014 04:23 PM
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"Why are people here so obsessed with having photoshoots of themselves?"