"To all the girls walking around in yoga pants... Keep doing what you're doing.
Sincerely, the dudes of Belmont"

"I would have a one night stand with a Phi Delt, date an ATO, and marry a Phi Tau. Keep on keeping on, men."

Teacher claims that "Using your hands takes a lot more time."

"I am extremely frustrated with how women can't express their sexuality! Bruins smh!"

"i knocked a hole in the wall in my bathroom and i hide snack pack pudding in there to eat while i take showers"

"My friend and I ate taco bell on the roof of Wright"

"Sometimes I ask my roommate if I can borrow her car because I desperately need to run to the store for some tampons. I usually head straight for the highway with Beyonce pandora on. I drive for miles and belt the soulful black women empowering music, runs and all! Then on the way back I stop by and fill up the tank so she never knows."

"I want a relationship where a guy respects me....I pray that's not too hard."