"I'm scared that if I get randomly assigned a roommate, she'll end up hating me because I'm gay".

"To all the 2017 kids. Stop worrying about Belmont. Yes, Belmont is a Christian School and you will have to take a couple of classes. But they're history classes, not Sunday school. Also, if you want to party, go party, just don't do it at Belmont. The alcohol can be found if you look for it, otherwise you'll never know it's around. Also... If you're not a music major, good for you, because (and here's my confession) I HATE how pretentious the School of Music is. Get over yourself kids!"

"I have taken enough silverware, mugs and seat cushions from the caf to open up a small pawn shop."

"I'm going to Belmont next year and am extremely nervous about their religious affillation. I want to study the music business, not necessarily the New Testament!"

"I'm in the class of 2017 and I'm scared I'll be judged because I'm not a music major"

"I am a senior in high school, Belmont is my #1 school, but I am scared that I won't be able to party as much as I want to or there won't be enough straight guys."

"I hit my roommate's car in the parking lot and never told them."

"To the guy in both my accounting + ethics class, you have the most beautiful eyes."