I'm pre-confessing now that as soon as the PS4 comes out, girls sleeping school and general humanly things are going to be gone.

I know what the fox says. And honestly it's pretty fucking racist.

I've started lying to my friends. I know this makes me sound like a prick, but it's probably the best decision i've ever made.

I hate Augustana. I wish I had transferred out my sophomore year, but I'm almost done. And I will say I love the Quad Cities and the community and support I have here outside of the school. If naught for them I would have definitely left. So to you freshman lonely on campus, get out of campus. Some of my best mentors are off campus.

Megan Scott damn am I happy you became single. One day soon I will get up the courage to sweep you off your feet and put a smile on your beautiful face.

My roommate doesn't care about me. I'm super sick but she keeps doing her own works. No ask. No consideration. She's kind of isolated, heartless and autistic.

Why can't college be like Hogwarts?? Hogwarts students don't have to pay tuition. Or room and board. They just have to buy their books and their supplies and their robes. If the Weasleys can afford to put 7 kids through Hogwarts, shouldn't I be able to afford Augie?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS MUGGLE WORLD?!?

I had never seen a black squirrel before coming to Augie.