i wish i could prancercise with the Internships & Careers Office... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-50GjySwew

My room mate tried jerking off with me in the room the other night...

If anyone has a Turtwig, Grotle, or Torterra, and they're willing to let me make an egg, please swing by Swanson 115. You will be rewarded ;)

I am keeping an eye out for a worthy successor.

David Beane has already been eliminated.

To the girl who complimented my tattoos on the library stairs tonight, thank you, that was very nice- it made my day!

I hate seeing someone string a good person along when they aren't fully committed. It's usually in your best interest to not let them go because they are the kind of people who always do their best to make everyone around them happy. It's rare for one of them to pick you, so be careful who send away.

I like twerking in the shower. I love the feeling of water bouncing on my booty.

To the snack store in the College Center: The fried potato slices were wonderful and honestly tasted better than the french fries. Hopefully this is a long-term change. Thank you.