Thursday, 10 October 2013 04:00 PM
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I got drunk and sucked off a football player in the lower quad last weekend. I didn't even bother to get his name... He didn't seem like the type to want people to know that he's gay.
Thursday, 10 October 2013 03:16 PM
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I feel really bad for all of you guys who are trapped at Augie without a car. The Quad Cities may be boring, but it's definitely fun exploring when you have no where to go.
Thursday, 10 October 2013 02:29 PM
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my floor is starting to get sick of my general unwillingness to wear clothes. I don't get it. if anything, seeing my tiny little wiener all the time should make them feel better about themselves but they just cant leave my little guy alone can they
Thursday, 10 October 2013 01:33 PM
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I've done homecoming in high school, my pee wee football team, my other college that I went to, and Augustana. Augustana homecoming has been the worst of the bunch. Please tell me why I'm wrong cause I really don't get it.
Thursday, 10 October 2013 01:24 PM
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Briana s. You are the beat sandwich maker in the csl. Seriously though, your sandwiches are always perfect!
Thursday, 10 October 2013 01:00 PM
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I watched my roommate annie hildner jack off
Thursday, 10 October 2013 12:54 PM
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Walked past a bunch of International students jamming out to International Love in the gazebo last night -- you guys are awesome, thanks for the dance :)
Thursday, 10 October 2013 12:53 PM
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To the guy in Andreen singing Moondance and Frank Sinatra Tuesday night--you can do that whenever you want.