Is there such thing as anti-viagra?? Because I need it.

Me and my roommate have been out of toilet paper for weeks now.

I would like to apologize to the girl I puked on last night while doing a keg stand

Who is this Jeff Martin guy and why is he logged onto every single computer at Augie?

On the outside I look like a normal athletic girl who dresses cute and is bubbly and happy and I am those things, but what no one knows about me is that sometimes I love painting my fingernails black and listening to Tainted Love and The Beautiful People by Marilyn Manson and I see no problem with this.

does anyone else feel like the food is slowly getting crappier and crappier? i miss the cc.

Leaving that greek group was the worst mistake of my life. I just want to be with them but they probably all hate me now.

Anybody else notice that this happens: I see someone once wandering on campus, then all of the sudden I see them everywhere.