Wednesday, 23 October 2013 11:04 PM
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if you could change your name what would it be?
Wednesday, 23 October 2013 10:00 PM
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I'm a woman interested in women. I feel like the only one. I don't know anyone else who is gay around here. Help!
Wednesday, 23 October 2013 09:01 PM
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I'm a bisexual man. I prefer men to women, but still love the ladies sometimes. Unfortunately I can't find any ladies around here who want to get intimate with me. Where the hell wild women who wanna get physical with a bi guy?
Tuesday, 22 October 2013 07:51 PM
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Winter: praying for classes to be cancelled and then disappointingly freezing your butt off walking to them when they don't...
Tuesday, 22 October 2013 07:25 PM
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I have $0.46 in my bank account. Maybe I should stop buying so much weed....
Tuesday, 22 October 2013 07:24 PM
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I thought I lost my virginity....but instead I was just humping the space between her and the bed. Moral of the story: don't be drunk when you try to lose your virginity.
Tuesday, 22 October 2013 07:23 PM
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My girlfriend is a porn star, too bad she's gonna be pissed at me when she gets this news....
Tuesday, 22 October 2013 07:22 PM
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This year I ended up giving my virginity and my netflix account out while drunk. Those were my two most prized possessions.