If I'm gonna be completly honest, I came to Augustana to meet a rich guy

I would do anything to leave the sorority I'm in, but I'm too afraid of what I've been told will happen if I do.

Speaking of virginity, I lost mine watching Ghost Adventures.

To shave my legs or not to shave my legs, that is the question.

To the professionally dressed girl with the curly hair awesome eyes in Olin this morning, stay looking awesome.

A few days ago I finally got a hug from a friend on campus. I was in desperate need of one, though she didn't know it. That was one thing I missed about high school: the hugs. I didn't think I was close enough with any of my Augie friends for them to feel comfortable hugging me, so I didn't hug them. Thank you, friend. You have no idea how much that hug meant to me. <3

I made the mistake of telling the drunk girl that she wasn't teleporting... just stumbling down the hallways. I think she wants to kill me.

All of my friends are alcoholics and drug addicts. Where are the normal nice people on this campus?