I am a peaceful person who happens to be filled with violent rage.

I waste office supplies because I hate my boss.

I had never watched porn before coming here. Now I have a porn addiction.

I understand Augustana is a little behind on their technology, but this internet is honestly unacceptable for this day and age. I expect MUCH more from ANY college where someone is paying this kind of money. Augie, you better get with the program. This shit isn't gonna fly.

i'm a big ol' lesbian who has a big ol' lesbian crush on Carolyn Muller c;

It really sucked that we did special things for all of my friends' birthdays, but no one did anything special for mine.

I hate how people think they know what someone wants and what's best for them when I have made it blatantly obvious what I wanted.

I'm a sophomore girl... I can hear my roommate masturbate at night when she thinks I'm asleep.