Friday, 06 December 2013 11:43 PM
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I know it really stinks, but I like the smell of my own poop.
Friday, 06 December 2013 11:43 PM
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People think I've stopped lying, but I've just gotten better at it.
Friday, 06 December 2013 11:40 PM
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I take more than the suggested dose.
Friday, 06 December 2013 11:39 PM
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I cheated on my SAT and I got a scholarship.
Friday, 06 December 2013 11:38 PM
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I feel ugly because I'm half-black, half-white.
Friday, 06 December 2013 11:36 PM
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I leave poetry in library books.
Friday, 06 December 2013 11:27 PM
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I'm only dating her to get to her sister!
Friday, 06 December 2013 11:26 PM
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I wish I was the other twin.