I'm getting really tired of the people who walk on the left side of the sidewalk...like you expect that everyone who knows how to walk will just get out of your way. If this keeps up, I WILL start walking into you if you don't move back to the right side.

IT IS JUST TOO DAMN COLD!!

Although it was brief and maybe a blur between serendipity or something we initially thought could be, the time I spent with her was breathtaking yet bittersweet. Even before, just being friends was incredible, but I feel as the harm has already been done. I don't know if things will ever go back to the way they were; I certainly hope so. I'll hold my chin up with ambition that things/feelings between us will mend, but who knows what the future has in store, that's what makes it as beautiful as it is frightening. All I know is that if I were to put a label on it, it would be titled, "My Time In Heaven" because I'm going to hell for sure.

We should have a flash mob at Augustana.

I think that people need to stop glamorizing celebrities. They are nothing more than normal people like you and me, who are good at what they do. But we feed their egos, and their egos tell them they are more special than us, when in reality, they are not. There are a few good ones left that haven't let the stardom get ahold of them, fortunately.

When girls wear yoga pants I feel like a ghost from Mario,uncontrollably attracted when they turn away,but frozen when they look at me.

How do you go after a crush that doesn't know you very well without being a full-on creep?

I'm three months pregnant, and no one knows. The father of my child is a student on this campus but has no idea that he got me pregnant.