is it considered slutty to give head to a person you met couple days ago? (the sentence in brackets is for the administer of Augustana confession page, please, please post this I need to know what people at Augie think, and delete the sentence in bracket before posting it. THANK YOU!! )

I wish they would play songs on the bells the whole year...

I want to have sex with ALL the Ronudels.

Where are all them Augie Chivettes at??? KCCO Ladies

One day, after I graduate this place, my goal is to open a 24-Hour Waffle House in walking distance from campus. AIM FOR THE STARS!

Yoga pants... period

Twas the night before finals and all through the town, not a student was drinking and not a frat made a sound. The adderall popped and the coffee was drank; in hopes that your mind won’t go suddenly blank The guys and chicks depart from their beds, while visions of passing danced ‘round their heads. Crammed cafes and library dates, regretting the days that you slept in late. While out on the campus there struck a big nerve, of Asian kids sprinting to mess up the curve. The readings you ignored piled up to the ceiling; our asses are saved by Wikipedia stealing. Time home for thanksgiving was a bittersweet tease, come back to find college screwing you on your knees. Facebook and Twitter prove a hefty temptation, earning your citizenship in the procrasti-NATION. Increasingly worrisome for that borderline class, Friday nights out made it impossible to pass. All the moments we said “at least i have time,” well the time has come… did you do it? Neither did I. Stressed and starved and screwed and sorry, that we skipped lecture to eat Cool Beans and watch Maury. Sit down to find that you forgot you ID,… your calculator, and pencil, and scantron - Fuck Me! Exams handed out, the questions complex; pray that it’s over like a night of bad sex. Winter Break so close we can almost taste it, high school friends, kegs, spending every night wasted. Eyes begin wandering while we’re crammed in our seats; that one kid is dragged out for trying to cheat. Smelly dude next to me, chill bro you’re fine! Lord knows that your grade will be better than mine. Hand in the exam, relieved that it’s done; it’s been real but the furthest from fun. Four down, one to go, and to all that relate... HAPPY TESTING TO ALL, AND TO ALL PASSING GRADES!!

Good Luck on midterms!!

There is a KAP in my West Africa LC that looks just like Jennifer Lawrence, I shit you not. Every day I see her I have to do a double take and then have to stop myself from staring at her for too long.