Wednesday, 20 March 2013 08:28 PM
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To the person who has the car with the Human Rights Campaign sticker, the Obamacare sticker, and the LGBT Americans for Obama sticker...I really want to meet you!
Wednesday, 20 March 2013 08:23 PM
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I lie about still being a virgin and never dating anyone so people don't think I'm a loser. Forever alone...
Wednesday, 20 March 2013 08:19 PM
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I lied to everyone by saying I'm from South Africa. I'm not, I'm just from Peoria.
Wednesday, 20 March 2013 08:17 PM
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He's a Poobah? He's not even attractive, or a douche bag!
Wednesday, 20 March 2013 08:09 PM
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2W CA. WE NEED OUR STALL WALLS. I AM BORED WHILE POOPING. GET YO SHIT TOO-GETH-ARRR.
Wednesday, 20 March 2013 08:09 PM
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There are some truly amazing people here at Augustana who make up for the shitty ones :)
Wednesday, 20 March 2013 08:07 PM
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You were the worst sex I've ever had. Stop making weird eye contact with me whenever I see you.
Wednesday, 20 March 2013 08:06 PM
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I have nicknames for so many people on this campus it isn't even funny.