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I hate the guys who live below me!! They always decide to blast their music when everyone is trying to go to sleep!

I believe that the majority of English majors abhor Mathematics, and this is the reason why they chose their major. In terms of academics, English and Mathematics are always at odds.

I wanted to rush a sorority but didn't because my roommate thought it was stupid

I have taken personal items from every frat house at Augie. Every one except the one that took my virginity. One day it's going to happen.

I'm seeing an abundance of complaints about how people can't make friends and they hate their lives. Ok negative nancy's, lemme tell ya a quick little story: Freshmen year--> I had an awful roommate, we were just 2 completely different types of people, so I made friends with the girls down the hall. Those girls turned out to be bitches. I finally move out and get a new roommate and make new friends. That lasted through half of sophomore year. Sophomore year--> the people I thought were my new "friends" were not very nice and ended up doing some mean things and throwing me under the bus. SOOOO what do I do? Mope and cry about it? Feel sorry for myself? Yeah, for like 5 minutes. But then I went back out there, joined some new clubs, and GUESS WHAT?! MADE NEW FUCKING FRIENDS! And now these girls are my best friends in the world and we're all living together next year. It took me a little time to find amazing friends but I never stopped trying because I knew there's no point it complaining about it. You can be knocked down 10 times as long as you get back up 11 times... or however that quote goes. Quit your bitching. You have food in your stomach, a roof over your head, you're getting an education, and you have all your limbs. Your life is awesome. Now go make friends.

I threw up in front of Old Main the night before the biggest visit day of the year. Ooops!

I haven't decided whether all the people on here talking about sex stuff are serious, or just trolling... i'm thinking a little bit of both.