Dear roommate,

Please wear underwear that covers all of your ass. I don't want to see that shit.

Sincerely,
Thongs are not something you wear when you want to be pantless in our room

That awkward moment when you've been mentioned on this stupid page like 3 times. never by name...but you know that it's you...everyone can just go fuck themselves. I do what I want.

Christ, I want to correct all of the spelling and grammatical errors on these posts.

The best advice I have received from a graduating senior is to fail out and stay another year. As a spring term senior with 7 weeks left, this seems like exactly what I should be doing.

I miss Jenny Lind choir!! If I go back to Grad school does it mean I don't have to sing with wrinkly tone deaf retirees anymore?

When asked if I want to audition for the Augustana Choir, I say yes to everyone because that's what everyone says. In reality, I would rather stay out. Just because you're in the Augustana Choir doesn't mean you have to act like you're better than us, oh and pick your favorite freshman. Thanks, but no thanks.

Once when I was working late in Old Main, I excused myself and said I had to go to the bathroom, but really I just went and masturbated.

Why are people not involved in anything??? Going through 4-5 years of school and just thinking about partying and maybe classes sounds pretty pathetic to me. There is so much to be involved in that it is ridiculous!! This school would be so much better if we actually had to compete for executive positions. Freshmen disappointed all clubs...and for older years: its just sad.