I love how people say "the guys/girls/admission HERE" blah blah blah.. cause none of this stuff happens at other schools... or in situations that 7 billion other people live in right? These messages don't only reflect Augie students, but just people in general.

The Cubs are seriously awful. Why would anyone on this campus want to be a fan of that team? Is there a lot of lead-based paint in Illinois or something? I can't figure it out.

Last year in Seminary Hall, one of the guys who lived there had the nickname McLovin.' The problem was that he never knew this was his nickname. Well, at the end of the year there was a contest for most athletic, party animal, most studious, best nickname, ect... When McLovin' won the award for best nickname, he stood up, flipped us all off and walked out. I still never have had a conversation with McLovin'

As a white guy, it's harder to approach ethnic girls...

I <3 Asians girls. They're hot.

My friend that posted here earlier lied: 2 of the 9 princess trays we've stolen have come from the CC.

I don't know if I'm a virgin or not.

Reading Augustana confessions > Doing my homework