I think I'm pretty awesome. I know that could sound conceited, but I think everyone needs to admit how much they fucking rock sometimes

Everyone on here needs to calm the fuck down. We're all more alike than you probably think.

I've masturbated in every building at Augustana . Favorite spot: basement of Olin bathroom, low traffic and nice relaxing colors on the wall.

I like to pretend to be drunk so I can get away with stupid shit. Like streaking through the seminary quad, telling off my asshole friends, and saying what's on my mind with out a filter. I even invited a Phi Ro to go take a piss with me in women's bathroom and she did with no problem.

Sometimes I just want to get naked and jump in a bathtub full of marinara sauce... so I can pretend to be a meatball

If your futon has been pee'd on, sorry. It's probably because I was drunk and I don't like you.

I made a post recently and it got a huge negative response on this page.
I know other people have had the same happen to them as a result of scrolling through the posts.
So it makes me wonder if all of you who say these terrible things to people on the posts would say that if you knew them, simply saw who posted it, or if you were talking face to face. What if it was your friend?
It's bullying no matter what, even if it's an off handed remark, and even though we're all adults. Bullying happens at every age.
There are people who know how to write a constructive comment, and there are people who don't. Even though the person wrote a confession anonymously, that doesn't make them any more deserving of the things I've seen some of you say.
I'm not trying to pull a Mean Girls-esque "I wish we could all bake a cake with rainbows and smiles" lecture, but I do think we should strive to be more respectful of people's opinions, even if they don't match our own.

I'm a girl and I wanna have more guy friends. But one of us will end up falling for the other and it'll screw up everything.