Thursday, 21 March 2013 02:21 PM
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I really wish could really get with this girl but she has already friend zoned me.
Thursday, 21 March 2013 02:17 PM
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My roommate likes to fuck girls in their poopers and let the smell permeate throughout the room until he showers.
Thursday, 21 March 2013 02:01 PM
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Mexican girls are fucking hot.
Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:30 PM
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I'm pretty sure Dean Campbell let the dogs out.
Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:20 PM
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Spankwire.com was my college sex life.
Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:17 PM
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I was the Erickson thong thief of 06-07. I used to go through the girl's laundry looking for thongs, steal them, try them on, and masturbate in them, then add them to the collection. Nothing better then a nice thong riding up your ass and cradling your balls.
Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:01 PM
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It's true, every person in the Augustana Choir has a huge ego. Trust me, I'm in it, I know. Not to mention auditions don't really matter... They decide long before you audition who's going to be in it the next year.
Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:00 PM
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i just wanna find a guy who will get drunk and watch rocky and/or ghostbusters