sometimes I want to cover myself in vaseline and pretend I'm a slug

I've only eaten at Westie twice and it sucks. Sorry I'm not sorry.

Pez's anus is too tight for me... He needs to stretch it out.

I accepted and completed a challenge to masturbate in the chapel.

There's this guy I've been crushing on since I saw him in Westy. He doesn't even know I exist... HELP!!

To the girls that are orange... you know who you are. We all know your "secret". And just saying your skin probably looked beautiful the way it was <3
save your money and health plz

When people post about how much they dislike their sorority, I don't understand and just can't relate. If you don't like something, I don't see why you'd be in it in the first place or end up leaving. I love everything about my sorority, inside and out, and my sisters have gotten me through more than they will ever realize.

After seeing a confession about Augie Choir politics, I feel sort of let down. I don't want to be stuck in Cantilena all four years of school, and I've always preferred mixed choirs.