Thursday, 21 March 2013 07:37 PM
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I want to spike all of the liquor at a frat party with a combination of ecstasy, Viagra, and particularly nightmarish hallucinogens, and then set up a camera and sell it to particularly perverted European businessmen.
Thursday, 21 March 2013 07:34 PM
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If you want to bone me, just tell me, instead of my best friend. That way, I can reject you in person!
Thursday, 21 March 2013 07:32 PM
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Is it just me or does Augie diversity actually promote multicultural students forming cliques rather than mixing with everyone?
Thursday, 21 March 2013 07:31 PM
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I think the Student Center is a stupid and unnecessary addition to campus. What the hell happened to that petition we submitted in 2010?
Thursday, 21 March 2013 07:29 PM
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I told my friends I lost my virginity my junior year. But really, I lost it in the 8th grade.
Thursday, 21 March 2013 07:28 PM
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I went to Augie once. You should all go watch ETU during 10th week (is that when it is?) They work hard (at least in my day) and put on a great show. I never realized how much I would miss it. Keep up the good work, ETU.
Thursday, 21 March 2013 07:19 PM
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I think most of you have a drinking problem. Of course you don't recognize it now, because "college is for partying" or whatever. But when you get into the real world, you just might learn that real adults don't drink that much. May God have mercy on your livers.
Thursday, 21 March 2013 07:15 PM
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My boyfriend is not circumcised and it is wonderful. More parents should do their sons this favor.