Guys think I play hard to get, but I'm not "playing". There's someone in my heart who I've been true to and want to continue to be true to. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem like things will work out after all. It's frustrating because all these exchanges that I held out on..... smh

I once hit a guy on the back of the head cause I thought he was my friend. He wasn't. So he and all the girls he had been flirting with just stared at me awkwardly while I proceeded to own that shit. "Yea, you know me".......

Dear boy who looks like Ryan Gosling,

Who are you? You are beautiful. Also, marry me.

Sincerely,
Me

Masturbating using a dildo helps me sleep at night.

I hate how the administration is slowly trying to turn Augustana COLLEGE into Augustana HIGH SCHOOL. It's college, relax. You wouldn't be cancelling Stigma if our campus was as big as ISU or U of I. #letitgo

I sometimes let my dog eat me out to get off

I like watching beastiality porn

I'm in love with a stripper.