I think its funny when fake blondes hair glows under the black light

Im really tired of all these fake as friends at augie. Even the girls in my sorority are fake bitches.

I have mastered the art of silent puking.

Lets go to the benches and get high

Is it wrong to tell your CA you hate the events they plan? Like, I know you guys are required to plan them but please, just spare us the invite and tell your boss no one showed. I cannot remember a single CA designed event here that was not practically painful to sit through. Just do yourself a favor and let us be unless a) you need to mediate something or b) do a room check.

I feel like telling her how I felt ruined our friendship. That was the last thing I wanted. Things were great at first but then... I don't know. This whole thing has been awful for me, but I don't want her to know that. I thought I'd be able to take some stress out of her life, not add more to it. I just wish she'd talk to me. I miss my friend.

Probably the most exciting thing I've ever done in my Augie career was hardcore making out with someone outside a stranger's yard, around the corner from the palace while people walked by. unfortunately, that someone sucks at handling a girl.

So everyone can confess. I dare everyone to say hi and meet someone for the first time tomorrow. Someone you dont know :)

I confess that I act very outgoing with my friends however I am a shy person when I meet someone and it is hard for me to say hi and meet new people. So try to meet someone new tomorrow. It might just change your life :D

~The Asshole~