I am secretly glad that my friend is graduating and moving away to help underprivileged kids. Then maybe I'll actually get to see my friends again since he won't be around to hog them.

Reading all the posts on here from guys who are gay and straight curious makes me wonder how I never found any guys to be with while at Augie...how is it so easy for others?

augie ain't even ready for the class of 2012 to come back for buckethead

My roommate last year was a total bitch and also insanely obsessive over people's feet being on her bed, so every time my best guy friend came over he's jump in her bed and rub his feet all over her pillow.

I feel like my composite photo was a total fail. #fucktsm

I've become so close to one of my supervisors that I wish she would adopt me.

i don't like farting in public. i hold my farts in. once i'm on the toilet is when i let it aalll out. and let me tell you.. it. gets. OUT. i scare myself sometimes at how loud they get, and i laugh when i hear people in other stalls start to rush to get out of the bathroom.

I can fit my fist in my mouth..