I once pissed all over Andreens fourth floor lobby literally covered it in piss

I'm a Jehovah's Witness but don't like to tell people that because we tend to have a negative stigma with most people.

I want to hook up with about half of my pledge sisters.

At a party during first term, a drunk sorority girl took me back to her room thinking I would have sex with her. Little did she know, but I was sober and gay and just wanted to play with her titties ('cause who doesn't like titties) and then I left her to go back to the party and proceeded to get blackout. Solid evening.

I'm whiter than snow and have a multicultural scholarship here. Sorry not sorry.

I wanna fuck! Who's down? I'm bisexual.

I casually day-drink on weekdays. This may consist of Bailey's in my coffee for a morning classes or a SoCo flask for a trip to the bathroom during my mid-day classes. You know what they say though, you're not an alcoholic until you graduate from college. Still got a few years to go!

Dear boy who held the doors open in Erickson for four girls who were carrying way too much crap: that was really sweet of you, and we're all still talking about it.