I don't even go to Augie. But I confess on this page everyday.

I do not understand the people who submit on here complaining about not only the people here, but the school in general. You're going to find people you dislike throughout life. There's not much you can do. Parties are at every school and the drunk idiots too. Welcome to life. If you hate this school transfer somewhere else, but I don't think you'll find such nice and amazing people anywhere else.

COGs have to suck a chocolate covered dick during pledging, this got them banned for one year

While looking for a hooker on craigslist I ran across a girl from my freshman Spanish class who had an ad up for services. She used to play basketball but dropped out after freshman year.

I lost my virginity at shanty town 06

I once saw interracial squirrel sex on the quad. It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

I sometimes wish I could have all the squirrels.

I went sledding on cafeteria trays. Twas fantastic!