Sunday, 22 December 2013 06:12 PM
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Sometimes I wonder where on earth people buy their clothes. Maybe the toilet store?
Sunday, 22 December 2013 02:00 AM
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I visted last week-end and damn those middle eastern girls are so HOT!!
Saturday, 21 December 2013 10:41 PM
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To whoever drew male genitalia in the snow on the slough,
You're super mature. I'm so glad you are a college student about to go into the real world. Really. I'm sure the bosses at your future workplace will think it's funny too. I work in admissions, so when I give a tour and have to explain why there are dicks drawn on the ice, we look like a terrible college with immature students. Please grow up. We're not in middle school.
Saturday, 21 December 2013 04:59 AM
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So today I tried to scan my ID to get into my own house... talk about operant conditioning.
Friday, 20 December 2013 05:32 PM
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"I don't know if I should shower, or just get drunk." -Random person in the science building
Friday, 20 December 2013 03:09 PM
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What happened to Maria?
Friday, 20 December 2013 01:41 PM
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Just curious... what does an albino penis look like? (Google image was not conclusive.)
#dickpix?
Friday, 20 December 2013 08:17 AM
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I am not Santa, so you can sit on my face