I visted last week-end and damn those middle eastern girls are so HOT!!

To whoever drew male genitalia in the snow on the slough,
You're super mature. I'm so glad you are a college student about to go into the real world. Really. I'm sure the bosses at your future workplace will think it's funny too. I work in admissions, so when I give a tour and have to explain why there are dicks drawn on the ice, we look like a terrible college with immature students. Please grow up. We're not in middle school.

So today I tried to scan my ID to get into my own house... talk about operant conditioning.

"I don't know if I should shower, or just get drunk." -Random person in the science building

What happened to Maria?

Just curious... what does an albino penis look like? (Google image was not conclusive.) #dickpix?

I am not Santa, so you can sit on my face

There is this quote:
"The loneliest people are the kindest, The saddest people smile the brightest. The most damaged people are the wisest. All because they do not wish to see anyone else suffer the way they do."

Honestly, I feel that it's true because I think that's me. I fight to see my friends happy. I love to be there for them because, obviously I don't tell them this, but I wish that they, or other people even, would act the same to me. I hate to see people hurt. I love to see people happy. But I feel that no one cares about me (other than my family) in that way and that my friends only want to see me when they want to drink. I wish that I could just hang out with people without needing to be drunk.

It's almost the same with girls. They know me as they guy who likes to drink so I think it's gotten in my way of finding someone to actually care for and be with... They just want to see me when there's a party. I know I'll be single until I graduate from this school..
Not to seem even more sad, I feel that I have to post this to this page because I feel that I cannot legitimately confess this to any of my "friends." I don't think that they would care to sit with me and listen to my problems....
:(