Sometimes I wonder where on earth people buy their clothes. Maybe the toilet store?

I visted last week-end and damn those middle eastern girls are so HOT!!

To whoever drew male genitalia in the snow on the slough,
You're super mature. I'm so glad you are a college student about to go into the real world. Really. I'm sure the bosses at your future workplace will think it's funny too. I work in admissions, so when I give a tour and have to explain why there are dicks drawn on the ice, we look like a terrible college with immature students. Please grow up. We're not in middle school.

So today I tried to scan my ID to get into my own house... talk about operant conditioning.

"I don't know if I should shower, or just get drunk." -Random person in the science building

What happened to Maria?

Just curious... what does an albino penis look like? (Google image was not conclusive.) #dickpix?

I am not Santa, so you can sit on my face