okay so i see all of these lovely gay men on campus, but where are the lesbians and/or bisexual women? how do i meet you because, like, i want to.

augustana is literally the most boring school... like the only thing that people do for fun is get drunk. the fucking school doesn't have shit to do anywhere.

sometimes i just cry and cry for no reason

I'm a couple years into college and I still have my v-card, have never been in a relationship, and have never even been kissed. Yet I've had several people who never knew this say that they wished they were in my position. Takeaway: just because someone seems like they are really successful and are making it all work doesn't mean that they aren't actually a fucking loser in some way or another.

I used to like a girl here, but got over her. Then I had a dream I was dating her, now I like her again..

For a while now I have wanted to start an Augie sailing club. Who'd be interested?

I hate that whenever someone hurts me, especially guys, I only ever blame myself. I hate that I can't ever seem to blame the assholes.

Sometimes I wonder where on earth people buy their clothes. Maybe the toilet store?