If you take advantage of what Augie has to offer, it will be the best time of your life.
If you feel trapped by extracurriculars, quit. Start doing what you feel gives your life the most meaning.
If there's someone you want to get to know better, hang out with them. (even professors, some are the coolest people you'll meet)
If you don't like your major, start taking classes that REALLY interest you.
Be fearless. Augie is a golden opportunity for self discovery.
Have no regrets.

Love, Augie grad '13

It really kind of actually bugs me quite a bit when people joke about ADD/ADHD. They don't realize that is is actually a huge struggle for people like myself.

The girl working out at Pepsico this morning (Saturday) in the pink top, you are absolutely perfect.

Beep Beep, all aboard the Struggle Bus! Hop on with all your friends! One way tickets to FML City! Population: 'bout to be you.

I live in Erickson. This past Friday, I accidentally left a theatrical release poster for the movie Lone Survivor in the basement for a little bit when I went back to my room from late night studying, but when I went back to go get it, it had been stolen. It was a gift for a friend of mine

I guess I'm appealing to human decency here; as stated before, that poster was intended to be a gift, and it's honestly not worth much. If whoever "finds" it could just bring it back to either the circulation desk or the lounge in the C Wing, I won't hold it against you for taking it.

There's this girl who works in the desk in the library on saturdays and she has such curly and I think she's so pretty. I wish I could tell her.

My fuck buddy just got into a relationship.. Needless to say I need a new one.

Sororities according to hotness:
Phi rho > COG/DChi > CAP > SPD > Zeta > KT