To the people with Beta Beta Beta shirts on:
If you ignore the beta in the bottom-middle of the crest, and have relatively blurry vision, it looks like your shirts say the word "boob".

Sincerely, somebody with the emotional maturity of a 10-year old and is really sorry about that fact.

I ate the bones!

As a student, who's known I haven't had points for several weeks, I continue to use my id every day and continue to get away with it! Why bother mooching when you get all your food for free?

Can anyone give me five good reasons, that have nothing to do with money (wanting a job after college, financial stability, etc) for majoring in business? I'm convinced it's a useless major (as far as getting an education and not just making money) but am willing to see the other side.

I am about to graduate and I will ask nicely one more time.
PLEASE, let me pet the fucking Augie pups!

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Something to remember as the weather gets warmer

That awkward feeling when it takes a week for your confession to get posted, and when you see it online you think "why the hell would I ever write that online?"

I'm going to miss all you crazy dorks over the summer. Cannot wait to be back on campus this fall! Have a great summer!