Monday, 26 August 2013 04:03 PM
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Whats a curvy girl gotta do to get some dick around here?
Monday, 26 August 2013 03:11 PM
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To whoever is not flushing their shit in Andreen 2. Come on.
Monday, 26 August 2013 02:16 PM
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You white people are crazy but I love you all.
Monday, 26 August 2013 02:10 PM
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I met this girl at the salad bar, and told her I was trying everything in the cafeteria. She then told me to try the water chestnuts. I wanted to let her know that they were actually pretty good.
Monday, 26 August 2013 01:15 PM
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I've taken a piss in the shower every morning since I got here. I'm too lazy to walk over to the toilet first.
Sunday, 25 August 2013 11:32 PM
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I'm almost 20 and I'm still a virgin who can't drive.
Sunday, 25 August 2013 11:07 PM
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I wanted to have an orgy with all the girls in the pirate opera.
Sunday, 25 August 2013 09:39 PM
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I have a crush on that girl in the Walmart commercial that talks about college cleaning supplies.