This fucking CSL is bullshit. Paying equivalent of $8-$10 for a single size lunch, and not even being able to take it home with you? Fuck that. The worst part is that now if you want to eat, you 100% must do it IN the CSL, not like every year before this, where you could take it in a to-go container to class, or grab a water in a pepsi cup.

My advice for the incoming freshman...don't let your desire to look "cool" overshadow your personal beliefs. Don't be afraid to have some fun, but make good choices. What you do in college can follow you for the rest of your life, good or bad.

To the girl smoking on the porch of the light green house next to Kavannaugh's. You looked sad so i just want to tell you, You're beautiful.

I miss Freshens

The CSL fucking blows mega cock

I'm pretty sure I met the girl of my dreams today. Man it feels giod to be back !

This one time at band camp, I got my dick caught in a clarinet then got kicked out because I wasn't enrolled in band camp or even in band, I don't actually play an instrument.

My first weekend here and I didn't get laid :(
Those Hollywood movies lied to me!