I feel like people never want to talk to me. I try to be friendly, but that isn't enough I guess...

Confucius say: Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Amanda Kriegl, you are basically perfect. I would kill to have a perfect body like yours, you are so intelligent, and you're such a kind person. I just wanted you to know!

I found Augustana Yearbooks from the past in the library. It was awesome, they need to starting making Yearbooks again!

I am a girl who easily makes friends with guys, but struggles to connect with girls. I've been to club meetings, tried a sorority, talked to girls in my classes, and continue to attempt it, but in the end they click with other girls. I'm not very social, I'm not a party person, or a dancer, but I still need friends, everyone does.

I'm into some pretty kinky shit..why isn't anyone else? I just want someone to spank me.

Kitty Green is really pretty. Too bad she's so out of my league.

To the residents of Swanson Commons,
Can we please learn the proper way to used microwaves? I'm pretty sure the firefighters hate us since they've come to our building 3 times in less than a month.