I think her name is jasmine but it sounds like yasmine. Well she's drop dead gorgeous

Last night in the brew, three freshmen did card tricks on fancy playing cards for my sisters and me. It sort of made my night. Keep being awesome, you three, and I hope I see you again sometime.

I wish I could go on a classy date with the coolest guy I know: Simon L.

When is the the TARDIS going to show up so I can finally start having some real adventures...

Augustana is crowded with too many sloppy drunks. What happened to all the fellow smokers out there? This campus was way more chill 2 years ago. Marijuana > Alcohol.

I hate how all the boys here look the same. I try and stand out but it seems girls only want cookie cutter boys because they're a 5'10" football player

Haley Jones, be my girlfriend or skip right to it and marry me. You are gorgeous in every way possible. You are an angel sent from above. A goddess. I could go on all day...

This isn't really a confession because I don't keep this a secret from anyone, but I am able to experience ASMR,autonomous sensory meridian response, which is basically like, I get a tingly feeling in my back in scalp when someone with a really relaxing voice is talking, and I basically get so relaxed that my muscles all go limp to the point where I can't even use a pencil. Its borderline hypnotic and is proven to relieve stress and anxiety. If you want to know if this affects you, search "asmr" on youtube. "gentlewhispering" is my favorite channel. You're welcome. I read that this is a newly discovered phenomenon about a year ago, and I guess I was wondering how rare/not rare it is to experience this. Does anyone else have this happen to them?