Every time my philosophy professor makes eye contact with me, I blush. He's so smart--I'm mad in platonic love with him.

I just slept with my ex's best friend. Getting what I wanted all along with a little taste of revenge really is sweet!

Augustana College: Where taking a shower can give you hypothermia. (
At least in my wing it can)

I guess it's a bad idea to fall for a girl that's older than you and that has a boyfriend....

I find it really amazing that so many people in sports are math majors. Keep up the good work!

I had this huge crush on this Hispanic girl I saw always walking from Westie. I never knew her name, but she was gorgeous and had long black hair. I wish I knew her name, but I don't see her around anymore. It's like she disappeared of the face of this planet. Help a guy out here? I think her name started with an S.

My heart belongs to someone who doesn't want it. In all honesty, he probably doesn't deserve it but its extremely difficult to come to terms with the fact that the person you have such feelings for doesn't feel the same way *pours another glass of wine*

I really don't think going to The District is fun. Am I doing something wrong?