I passed three guys on the way back from class today who smelled orgasmic. Keep up the high class, non-axe, fragrances guys. They're working.

How many Augustana "nice guys" does it take to put a new light bulb in?
None.
They'll compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

ok does someone have a fucking parrot in westie? it won't stop screaming, i can hear it from 3i. if you're gonna sneak in a pet, at least try to control it.

Shout out to Rachel Hale, she's gorgeous

everyone here keeps talking about "keeping it classy". what does that even mean? when i think of classy i think of a guy whereing an overcoat, a monocle, and strolling around with a cane. i asked a friend and she said it means your not a sloppy drunk but that doesn't seem right. classy needs to have higher meaning than just someone who can hold their liquor well here or have i just been living a lie

Once I find that one special girl, I want to play this for her..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6qBQG770fo

men with beards > all other men.

Andreen is seriously so weird past mid night on week days.