I like to smell toilet paper after I wipe my ass.

Girls. If you have trouble getting some here are some tips. Go to a party, get drunk, find a guy, ask to bang. 4 steps, 1 conclusion

Is anyone in augustana interested in learning how to rap and starting a rap group?

This goes out to all the girls out there. When we, guys, see an attractive girl at a party or in classes and go try to talk to her, she thinks its creepy. Again, if we don't wanna creep the girl out we just look at her and admire her beauty; she thinks this is creepy again. Then how the fuck are we supposed to approach girls????

I don't have many friends here on campus and the one friend that I thought I can count on keeps bailing on our plans. It's really getting on my nerves! I just really want someone to talk to and who wants to hang out with me...

I would be nice to meet a guy who can make eye contact with me rather than stare at my boobs.

that blonde girl with a grey sweatshirt and white scarf who was in the library- youre cute hmu

Who are these tennis twins I keep hearing about?