Justin Timberlake can get it...

I've had a crush on Gabe S. since orientation but I'm a guy.

I fart the loudest out of anyone in Unress. P.S: I am a girl.

For that Niklas guy on the hockey team... hey. If only I had an excuse to start talking to you in Kennedy.

I think everyone can agree that it's a huge accomplishment to be able to both support yourself and pay for college as a financially independent student on your own, but that doesn't mean we should start looking down on the people whose families are helping them pay tuition. Yes, some of them will take it for granted, but keep in mind that there are many who will not.

I did an upper decker in the toilet of Urness

Last weekend I dipped my nuts into my roommates peanut butter when I was black out drunk and then laughed myself to sleep. Now when he makes toast....i just lol....a long lol.....

Soccer party this Friday. Bring as many people as you can. Gonna be banger