The color purple turns me on a little.

So last night I was trying to sleep and my roommate woke me up three times. Our needs are bunked and I woke up because he was jerking it so hard both beds were shaking. To make maters worse I went to turn of my alarm in the morning, and found a Kleenex by my phone. The crazy thing is this has happened before but I don't want to ruin his self esteem by telling him I know about his night life. Advice?

To all the Augsburg narcs.... Karma is a bitch.

Maria M.. You are one fine piece of
ace... So sexyyyy

REVENGE? NAH, I'M TOO LAZY, I'M GONNA SIT HERE AND LET KARMA FUCK YOU UP.

Everyone was looking so good at the Auggie Awards tonight!

My cat likes to cuddle with me while I'm sleeping...But he always gets to be the little spoon.

I figure I'd embrace this whole "Winter in April" situation. How great would it be if there was another blizzard next week canceling a scheduled final or two?