I have never attended Augsburg. But I have drank, partied, and gone to the Augsburg All Nighter there more times then I can count. Augsburg is tight!

I'm afraid I have cancer.

Got pulled over on my way to school. Realizing I was driving with my rear window completely covered with snow. I pretended to be drunk, and deliberately asked: "What seems to be the Officer, problem?" The officer chuckled, and proceeded to wipe my windshield for me. Today will be a good day. Everyone should enjoy it. EVERYONE.

To the Hispanic guy in the library, you are really attractive. I love how we randomly would make eye contact, smile, and look away.

I'm so tired, I can't do this anymore =(

I shaved my legs and now they feel like dolphins

The only reason I leave my room to study is because if I don't I know I'll just jack off and go to sleep..

I have the hugessttt crush on Emma T. I think she's so cute, super nice and has great taste in music (from her popping up on my spotify all the time).