Realizing there's a typo in your confession right as you hit send <<<<

This will be my last week here. I have decided to transfer here from Augsburg, knowing it is not the right place for me but also leaving with the utmost respect for the institution, it's staff, and the student body. Wishing everyone the best of luck in their future endeavors.

Girl in the library with thick framed glasses, short, black hair, and is wearing a Northface backpack. You single?

I'm addicted to Food Porn. That's my confession.

Sometimes I like to chill alone at coffee shops in hope that I'll have a cute encounter with someone and then our love will blossom than I will have a girlfriend ;)

I just really wish I could experience making out with myself. I want to know how good I am, because I know I'm awesome.

A high GPA is impressive and all, but anyone can attain one if they really work hard enough. It doesn't really say all that much about intelligence. To be honest, most, not all, but most people I know who are highly-intelligent are lazy as shit. I'm perfectly fine with my 3.4 because I've done jack shit to get it...C students rule the world though, so I guess that's out of the question.

Martin G is one sexy man.