I feel like more girls at this school put out than guys. Yet, the guys tell everyone they fuck chicks when they don't.

I don't know about all of you, but I'm going to be in chapel tomorrow for Pastor Dave's last day. I think we should show him what an impact he has had on this campus.

Destiny, why do you have to have a boyfriend?

To the guy arguing with some girl on the phone during finals week in the library.

"You're not acting like yourself"
"Can you stop it?"
"I'll try to make it."
"Yeah I know I work a lot."
"Wow"
"I gotta go."

Cut the chick loose and get some work done...or leave so at least the rest of us can.

Nothing sexier than an educated, well spoken black guy.

Realizing your friends are as fake as everyone already said they were.

I definitely have a little crush on Walker...

I would like if Augsburg College was called an independent school instead of a private one.