Before you love anyone, love yourself first.

I can't wait until after I graduate, when I get a call asking me to donate to Augsburg. I will laugh hysterically and hang up. Fuckers take enough of my money already

I had to interview someone at my workplace and as the employer, I was like; "Very good, how so?", "That's amazing" When in my mind I was like; "Yea.. that's a lie", "Wow, you said that but your resume don't.", "Don't bullSh*t a bullSh*tter". Funny thing is, my manager came in after the interview and said, "We've all bullsh*tted to get where we are today." Amen to that.

Also if the library wants to turn the air on at anytime that'd be fabulous, its a million degrees upstairs.
-Still an Angry Auggie

What do you do when you hate the guy you're with, but no one else likes you?

The washer in Urness says 6 more minutes. But I have been waiting for 10 mintues now. Not a happy kid right now.

I'll be forever kicking myself for missing my chance with Colty

Sunshine, sunshine, it's fine. Feel it in my skin, warming up my mind. Sometimes you gotta give in to win, I love the days when it shines, whoa let it shine.