To the girl in on the 5th floor of Urness, in the room facing Old Main wearing a yellow shirt and skirt: You forgot to close your blinds before having a dance party with yourself in the middle of the night Sunday night... Thank you, because it made my night while walking back to the res halls. P.s. I would dance with you anytime, you can move!

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of his life, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. And with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him:

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

I wonder if dps judges me for going into mort at very late hours

I wish I weren't such a jealous guy..I know most of my fears are irrational but it's killing me.

People should be nice to everybody they come in contact with. You never know what another person is going through, so instead of tearing them down, make their day.

Who is that attractive blonde girl I keep seeing everywhere? She has short blonde, curly hair and she was wearing a red sun dress today. She walked out of the library and stopped in the grass and smoked a cigarette. I have no idea who you are but next time I see you I'm introducing myself.

Kelsey K is super beautiful and has a pretty smile. I wish
I ran into her more often.

Gotta love how all hell breaks lose during finals week. Every bad thing that could possible happen to a perfectly good year happens during this time.