Monday, 17 February 2014 12:59 PM
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I found my Mr. Grey so I slept with him and that wasn't that magical as in the novel.
Sunday, 02 February 2014 04:37 PM
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Told a drunk girl that I'm a Hollister model and got laid last night
Saturday, 01 February 2014 02:00 PM
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Woke up and noticed the RA's were gone. Made a drink, then hot boxed the showers. Spent the last ten minutes febreezing the floor
Friday, 31 January 2014 11:14 PM
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My friends and I went into some guys room in Dsigs; broke his mirror, peed in his closet, and stole his charger. Freshman year ??
Thursday, 30 January 2014 01:25 AM
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I got so drunk, I blacked out on my floor and threw up all over my roommate and the residence hall smelled like vomit for a couple days
Thursday, 30 January 2014 01:10 AM
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For my 18th birthday, I got so drunk I threw up all over the carpet and even threw up on my roommate. It was so bad I stunk up the residence hall for a couple days.
Monday, 27 January 2014 12:59 AM
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I gave my professor a bag of weed for an A on my final