I'm tired of the racial profiling on my campus, they always assume the worst whether I'm walking in the market or around my dorm.

I was inside my roommates sister....

Somebody invited me to the Goat House... What is this place?

So I live in an on campus apartment this year. My roommate has this one towel that ABSOLUTELY reaks and its hung up in the bathroom. Every time you walk into the bathroom, you are instantly sickened by the sour scent of this towel. I got so pissed at the smell of her towel that I pissed all over her shampoo bottles in the shower.

I like to flick boogers onto my roommate's wall. I hate my roommate.

It's weird to say over Facebook, but I think I'm in love with this girl I only just met back in September. I really don't want to be creepy, but she is all I ever think about. If I were to subtly hint as to who she is: she has reddish-brown hair, or at least she did, and is on the hip hop team. Nobody in my life has ever made me feel more important or significant than her. I want her to know that I can't see myself without her.

I would use a purple and pink tie to rope up my gf during rough sex, then I would wear it for exams the day after.

Answered an add on craigslist to blow a guy twice a week for 100$